Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Your Email Did Not Find Me Well" T-shirt. If I could go back in time I would find the person who invented email and seal them away in a deep dark cave to prevent all the harm they would eventually cause society.
https://collabs.shop/choz4t

A yellow t-shirt featuring a cartoon green frog sitting at a laptop. Above the frog, text reads, "YOUR EMAIL DID NOT FIND ME WELL."

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

There is only one email that finds me well, and it is the one that says "Happy birthday! Here is a voucher for one free small ice cream cone."

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@seismic007@woof.group

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Dream big. That voucher should be for a large ice cream cone.

Σ(i³) = (Σi)²
@SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
How about "Happy birthday! Here is a voucher for one free MEDIUM ice cream cone."?