Low Quality FactsTonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Your Email Did Not Find Me Well" T-shirt. If I could go back in time I would find the person who invented email and seal them away in a deep dark cave to prevent all the harm they would eventually cause society.
https://collabs.shop/choz4t
Low Quality FactsThere is only one email that finds me well, and it is the one that says "Happy birthday! Here is a voucher for one free small ice cream cone."
Mr. Bruno :antiverified:@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social He looks happy, maybe well. Is frog? Weird green cat?
Ben Ramsey@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I like email, but I would also like this t-shirt.
Only Exception@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social I actually like email T^T. but I don't work in an office environment to become jaded to it :P