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Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Yellowstone Patch. 30 years from now you won't want to look back and say "It was such a special moment when I dissolved in the Yellowstone hot spring. I wish I had gotten something to commemorate that."
https://collabs.shop/rquw6t

A circular embroidered patch with a blue background and border. At the center, a skeletal hand reaches out from a colorful, steaming hot spring depicted in shades of orange, yellow, and blue. A brown banner above the spring reads, "I DISSOLVED IN THE YELLOWSTONE HOT SPRING" in white capital letters.

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

I still regret not getting a souvenir to commemorate the time I fell into the Grand Canyon, obliterating all of my bones and organs on impact.

zedaardv
@zedaardv@mastodon.world

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social fill in the punch card and get the plaque.

Tank
@tankdigital@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social You'll just have to do it again. You know. To prove to yourself you actually can.