Brutkey

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for these Witchy Valentine's Day Cards. Valentine's Day is the perfect opportunity to learn more about your partner. For example, if you give them this card and they say "Oh, I actually support the Salem Witch Trials" that is a major red flag.
https://collabs.shop/sdufhh

An illustration of a small, smiling cat wearing a witch hat, sitting in the center of a pentagram surrounded by five lit candles. The card features Gothic-style text that reads "Let's Get Familiar" and "The Pickety Witch," decorated with spiderwebs, hearts, and floral vines. The card is resting on a background of red roses and fabric.
Humphrey Archer
@screwturn@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
That is adorable!

Low Quality Facts
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

I am also a fan of this one, which is both a romantic gesture and a threat.
https://collabs.shop/sdufhh

An illustrative Valentine's Day card with a gothic aesthetic featuring a hand-drawn voodoo doll with a pin through a red heart on its chest. The card displays the text "Be Mine" in red gothic calligraphy and is set against a romantic backdrop of red roses, white baby's breath, and a lit candle.
donutage (Bill Cole)
@donutage@mastodon.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social It would win MY heart!

Netraven
@Netraven@hear-me.social

@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social it takes dedication to collect that much hair.