Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Reports indicate that ICE is withdrawing from Minnesota. Insiders tell us the agency was forced to retreat after Gregory Bovino was carried away by a small hawk that mistook him for a chihuahua.
Third spruce tree on the left@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social He is however still alive. The hawk returned Bovino to its roost where it discovered that he tastes like shit and kicked him out of the nest.