Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
Reports indicate that ICE is withdrawing from Minnesota. Insiders tell us the agency was forced to retreat after Gregory Bovino was carried away by a small hawk that mistook him for a chihuahua.
Low Quality Facts@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
spacebarbarian@spacebarbarian@mstdn.social
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social You tease...
Sadie@Burn_this_@beige.party
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
You are so mean to tease us this way.
Third spruce tree on the left@tezoatlipoca@mas.to
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social He is however still alive. The hawk returned Bovino to its roost where it discovered that he tastes like shit and kicked him out of the nest.
@deepmud@mas.to
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social this low quality fact is high quality humor! 🥰
RealGravitas -Citizen Saboteur@CWilbur@sfba.social
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social Don't get my hopes up.
I was thinking Mini Dobie frankly.
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