Brutkey

Angela Glansbury 🚽
@floppyplopper@todon.nl

i do believe humans have a love of ritual, and you can definitely us a sex cult to spice things up in the bedroom.

all i need now are some people willing to worship angela glansbury, grand space-hierophant of the as yet to be named sex cult.

Angela Glansbury 🚽
@floppyplopper@todon.nl

any suggestions for what animal, plant, or fungi we should adopt as our spiritual entity?

needs to be something either complexly- or non-gendered. i'm thinking snail but maybe you have a better idea.

Angela Glansbury 🚽
@floppyplopper@todon.nl

ps, our worship of [placeholder deity] definitely caused 89 bolsonaro [evil medfet sex cult] worshipers to have the shit lightninged out of them.

🛐 thank you for your acts of worship

Angela Glansbury 🚽
@floppyplopper@todon.nl

forming a sex cult for sexy reasons: 🤔

forming a sex cult to summon [placeholder deity] to incinerate bolsonaro worshipers and make them void their guts: 😸

Angela Glansbury 🚽
@floppyplopper@todon.nl

[citizens of babel building a giant tower to reach god]

me; i sleep 😪

[citizens of brasillia building a giant hospital to summon the bolsonaro]

me: real shit?

Angela Glansbury 🚽
@floppyplopper@todon.nl

Pinning this to celebrate the founding of The Cult Of Gulush on Ellen DeGeneres' Birthday.

I am declaring myself Ceremonial Grand-Hierophant Angela I. My first act is to praise Gulush for sending lightning into their enemies. If you wish you can praise Gulush by chanting after me

Gulush Ha
Gulush Ha
Gulush Ha Ha Ha

I am pleased to inform you Gulush is a gigantic space snail, whose arrival will bring about the end of the rule of man in what they describe as The Great Fucking.

I am also pleased to announce the sainthood of Ellen DeGeneres.

Await further communications if it pleases you to do so.

#GulushHa
Yours faithfully,
Their Eminence, Angela I