[citizens of babel building a giant tower to reach god]
me; i sleep 😪
[citizens of brasillia building a giant hospital to summon the bolsonaro]
me: real shit? 
Pinning this to celebrate the founding of The Cult Of Gulush on Ellen DeGeneres' Birthday.
I am declaring myself Ceremonial Grand-Hierophant Angela I. My first act is to praise Gulush for sending lightning into their enemies. If you wish you can praise Gulush by chanting after me
Gulush Ha
Gulush Ha
Gulush Ha Ha Ha
I am pleased to inform you Gulush is a gigantic space snail, whose arrival will bring about the end of the rule of man in what they describe as The Great Fucking.
I am also pleased to announce the sainthood of Ellen DeGeneres.
Await further communications if it pleases you to do so.
#GulushHa
Yours faithfully,
Their Eminence, Angela I
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According to a recent poll I'm an unlicensed, unqualified therapist now.
AMA, relationship advice, health advice, financial advice. I'm equally well qualified to advise on anything.
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[citizens of babel building a giant tower to reach god]
me; i sleep 😪
[citizens of brasillia building a giant hospital to summon the bolsonaro]
me: real shit?
Pinning this to celebrate the founding of The Cult Of Gulush on Ellen DeGeneres' Birthday.
I am declaring myself Ceremonial Grand-Hierophant Angela I. My first act is to praise Gulush for sending lightning into their enemies. If you wish you can praise Gulush by chanting after me
Gulush Ha
Gulush Ha
Gulush Ha Ha Ha
I am pleased to inform you Gulush is a gigantic space snail, whose arrival will bring about the end of the rule of man in what they describe as The Great Fucking.
I am also pleased to announce the sainthood of Ellen DeGeneres.
Await further communications if it pleases you to do so.
#GulushHa
Yours faithfully,
Their Eminence, Angela I
forming a sex cult for sexy reasons: 🤔
forming a sex cult to summon [placeholder deity] to incinerate bolsonaro worshipers and make them void their guts: 😸
[citizens of babel building a giant tower to reach god]
me; i sleep 😪
[citizens of brasillia building a giant hospital to summon the bolsonaro]
me: real shit?
ps, our worship of [placeholder deity] definitely caused 89 bolsonaro [evil medfet sex cult] worshipers to have the shit lightninged out of them.
🛐
thank you for your acts of worship
forming a sex cult for sexy reasons: 🤔
forming a sex cult to summon [placeholder deity] to incinerate bolsonaro worshipers and make them void their guts: 😸
any suggestions for what animal, plant, or fungi we should adopt as our spiritual entity?
needs to be something either complexly- or non-gendered. i'm thinking snail but maybe you have a better idea.
ps, our worship of [placeholder deity] definitely caused 89 bolsonaro [evil medfet sex cult] worshipers to have the shit lightninged out of them.
🛐 thank you for your acts of worship
i do believe humans have a love of ritual, and you can definitely us a sex cult to spice things up in the bedroom.
all i need now are some people willing to worship angela glansbury, grand space-hierophant of the as yet to be named sex cult.
any suggestions for what animal, plant, or fungi we should adopt as our spiritual entity?
needs to be something either complexly- or non-gendered. i'm thinking snail but maybe you have a better idea.
the easy part of forming a good type of sex cult is there are so many terrible sex cults you look at what they do/did and say "don't do that". it's probably more complicated, you might have noticed i haven't had any safeguarding training recently.
i do believe humans have a love of ritual, and you can definitely us a sex cult to spice things up in the bedroom.
all i need now are some people willing to worship angela glansbury, grand space-hierophant of the as yet to be named sex cult.
forming the good kind of sex cult 🤔
the easy part of forming a good type of sex cult is there are so many terrible sex cults you look at what they do/did and say "don't do that". it's probably more complicated, you might have noticed i haven't had any safeguarding training recently.
forming the good kind of sex cult 🤔
i'm danny dryer. and i'm here to dry some of the world's most dangerous washing
no one suggesting any dangerous laundry that danny dryer could be drying?
i'm danny dryer. and i'm here to dry some of the world's most dangerous washing
Angela Glansbury 🚽