@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social
A chef tried to tell me that a falling knife has no handle.
Umm yeah it does, idiot. I know this because I totally missed the handle and sliced my palm open attempting to catch the knife I dropped.
@VickForcella@mastodon.derg.nz
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social See, you missed the handle. Case proven.