@bean@twoot.site
Founding a startup that figures out when your package will actually arrive.
I'm calling it "parce.ly", and spending all our money on ads featuring our mascot,
the parce.ly sage, Rosemary Enthyme
@PsyChuan@plush.city
@bean@twoot.site me: Rose, what's the status of my delivery?
parcel.ly sage Rosemary: On Time