Undercover Jolly Swagman 🧄
@bean@twoot.site
Founding a startup that figures out when your package will actually arrive.
I'm calling it "parce.ly", and spending all our money on ads featuring our mascot,
the parce.ly sage, Rosemary Enthyme
Undercover Jolly Swagman 🧄@bean@twoot.site
Psy Chuan :therian:@PsyChuan@plush.city
@bean@twoot.site me: Rose, what's the status of my delivery?
parcel.ly sage Rosemary: On Time