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Brian Bilston
@brianbilston@mastodon.online

Here’s a poem called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

An Invention of Collective Nouns

A reckoning of spreadsheets.
A distraction of smartphones.
A prattle of podcasts.
A mispronunciation of scones.

A clique of photographers.
A heard of precedents.
An enjambment of
poets. A grope of presidents.

A pile of haemorrhoids.
A bunion of personal trainers.
A bout of estimations.
A condescension of mansplainers.

A stroke of geniuses.
A spot of adolescents.
An embarrassment of Richards.
A collection correction of pedants.

Brian Bilston

2025-12-13T08:06:07.000Z ↗

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Trammell Hudson
@th@social.v.st

@brianbilston@mastodon.online a lifetime of egrets

a heron (by itself) standing on an outdoor table in front of a window.

2025-12-13T12:05:57.000Z ↗

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