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Brian Bilston
@brianbilston@mastodon.online

Here’s a poem called ‘An Invention of Collective Nouns’.

An Invention of Collective Nouns   A reckoning of spreadsheets. A distraction of smartphones. A prattle of podcasts. A mispronunciation of scones.   A clique of photographers. A heard of precedents. An enjambment of poets. A grope of presidents.   A pile of haemorrhoids. A bunion of personal trainers. A bout of estimations. A condescension of mansplainers.   A stroke of geniuses. A spot of adolescents. An embarrassment of Richards. A collection correction of pedants. Brian Bilston
Trammell Hudson
@th@social.v.st

@brianbilston@mastodon.online a lifetime of egrets

a heron (by itself) standing on an outdoor table in front of a window.