alina🔜
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@alina@girldick.gay
i'm practicing the art of what's called train-API-maxxing
i pulled an all-nighter so i could get an empty ICE train for 70€ cheaper at 4am and position myself at the exact meter that my carriage would arrive and open
and how did i know that? i crawled the spec sheets of the carriage's interior design so i could pick the best possible seat https://bahn.expert/WRSheets/412.13.pdf and then queried the API for in which platform sectors each carriage would arrive, direction etc
i am alina, my train is called Baureihe 412 (13 teilig), and i am in the only private cabin (per spec) of the entire train and can now drink beer and play videogames and deploy a k8s on the board computer at 250/kmh in my tiny 9m² apartment. but everybody calls me,,
puppy