Brutkey

Fesshole 🧻🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

Instead of using some of our perfectly good dishwasher-safe knives, my spouse used their special knives that must never go in the machine lest they become dull and then left them on the countertop dirty for a week. Spouse isn't home, so guess what I just put in the dishwasher.


Eugen Rochko
@Gargron@mastodon.social

@fesshole@mastodon.social And now you will have dull knives in your household, who wins from this?

L'Γ©grΓ©gore AndrΓ© ꕭꕬ
@Mabande@mastodon.social

@Gargron@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social Since it's probably only the spouse who use the fancy knives I think fesser's hoping their spouse will start cleaning up after themselves instead of just leaving it for fesser to handle.

Guillotine Jones, FlΓ’neur
@Guillotine_Jones@beige.party

@Gargron@mastodon.social
Big knife wins, Eugen, when Fesshole has to buy new knives for his spouse.