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Jess👾👾
@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange

Hey y'all, apparently Elon is on the Fediverse and likes me!

Mastodon DM username "The CEO Of TESLA AND SPACE X" @JessTheUnstill Hello big fan I'm impressed with your profile. | also admire your good sense of humor here. | don't normally write in the comment section, but | think you deserve this compliment..... I'd like to be your friend if you don't mind give me a follow right away
Jess👾👾
@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange

Oh no! Apparently Elon's love for me isn't exclusive! And here I thought we had something special together my sweet Lon Lon! How dare you steal him from me markholtom!!!

The CEO Of TESLA AND SPACE X spaceastronomy@mas.to @MarkHoltom Hello big fan I'm impressed with your profile. | also admire your good sense of humor here. | don't normally write in the comment section, but | think you deserve this compliment..... I'd like to be your friend if you don't mind give me a follow right away
Jess👾👾
@JessTheUnstill@infosec.exchange

Yup, be jealous. I'm sure he's going to give me a billion dollars to be his friend, he just needs me to help him move some of his wealth out of South Africa for a "handling fee".