@briankrebs@infosec.exchange
Chipmunks are cute and all...until they start leaving half your tomatoes half-eaten. There is a new enemy in the garden.
@umboni@infosec.exchange
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange Brother Brian you've got a low level intrusion with root access to your salad.
In my village we donβt waste time with incident reports. We escalate to physical layer security. Last week a baboon tried to ransomware my banana trees now that bastard be cooking in my stew. Get your 22 and make yourself some chipmunk stew my brother.