Brutkey

BrianKrebs
@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

Chipmunks are cute and all...until they start leaving half your tomatoes half-eaten. There is a new enemy in the garden.


Mr. Umboni Kambuku
@umboni@infosec.exchange

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange Brother Brian you've got a low level intrusion with root access to your salad.

In my village we don’t waste time with incident reports. We escalate to physical layer security. Last week a baboon tried to ransomware my banana trees now that bastard be cooking in my stew. Get your 22 and make yourself some chipmunk stew my brother.

Bill
@w_b@mastodon.world

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

Destructive little monsters. Will dig under foundations, chew through concrete.

Not cute in that light.

Bill
@w_b@mastodon.world

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

Sorry for misinformation. They do NOT chew concrete, but they will destroy slab foundations and patios but burrowing under them.

And enter attics, barns, campers etc. and chew stuff up.

Bill
@w_b@mastodon.world

@briankrebs@infosec.exchange

Sorry for misinformation. They do NOT chew concrete, but they will destroy slab foundations and patios but burrowing under them.

And enter attics, barns, campers etc. and chew stuff up.