Brutkey

Fesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

Mr Kipling is a wanker, I opened a box of his individually wrapped cakes and one thing led to another and now there's two empty share boxes in the bin. He's an absolute cunt for making exceedingly good cakes, no wonder I'm fat

Mark Mason
@markmason@mas.to

@fesshole@mastodon.social unless you opened them in the shop your problem is buying two boxes of cakes that you knew would do you harm. The eating was inevitable whether in one sitting or over a period of time the calories are the same. Your real problem is that Mr Kipling has exceedingly good marketing.

C++ Wage Slave
@CppGuy@infosec.space

@markmason@mas.to @fesshole@mastodon.social

A while ago, I gave up routinely eating junk food for health reasons. I recently ate a slice of heavily advertised cake at a social gathering, just to be polite. I expected it to be a deliciously guilty pleasure, but it was just a disappointment. It was dry and over-sweet, and tasted of some kind of artificial chemical. I didn't go back for more.

Once you give up junk food and start eating something better, junk food will lose its appeal.