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Tonight, during dinner, I pointed to the peas on my wife’s plate and said, “I want to take those and pour them on the dirt outside.”
She looked confused and asked me why.
I said “because I always wanted to see peas on earth.”
She laughed her ass off.
And 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 is why I married her.
