𝙳𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝙵𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚠𝚛𝚊𝚙@Sheep_Overboard@infosec.exchange
From my email archives...
A travelling salesman visits a small town sees a circus banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing Goldstein!"
Curious, he buys a ticket and sits through the usual circus acts: animals, clowns, contortionists, etc. Suddenly, trumpets blare and all eyes turn to the centre ring. There, in the middle of the ring, is a table with three walnuts on it. In comes a little old man, five feet five inches tall, and barely able to walk to the table. He unzips his pants, whips out an impressive, prodigious member, grabs it in his hand, and proceeds to smash all three walnuts with three mighty swings! The crowd erupts in thunderous applause as the elderly Goldstein is carried off on the shoulders of the clowns.
Ten years later, the same salesman visits the same little town and sees the same circus being advertised with the same (now faded) banner reading, "Don't Miss the Amazing Goldstein!" Our friend the salesman can't believe the old guy is still alive, much less still doing his act!! So, he buys a ticket and sits through the various acts, waiting for the big finale. Finally, the centre ring is illuminated. This time, instead of walnuts, three coconuts are on the table. As before, the now older Goldstein takes forever to make it to the table. He unzips his fly and proceeds to smash the coconuts with three swings of his amazing unit. The crowd goes wild!
The salesman requests a meeting with him after the show. In Goldstein's dressing room, the salesman tells him he's never seen anything like Goldstein's act. But, he wants to know why Goldstein, at his age, is now smashing large coconuts instead of the much smaller walnuts.
"Vell," says Goldstein, wearily, "My eyes aren't vhat they used to be!"