Brutkey

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Computer Nerd T-shirt slogan SQL Query

SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned

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Websites were 'cuter' back in 2003.

"So the verdict? Well the Tim Tam is a classy little biscuit, it tastes great and its insubstantial nature affords the sucking of tea and coffee through it by Australian songstresses, the infamous Tim Tam Slam.

"However, the mighty Penguin offers a more of a satisfying mouthful and its greater bulk elevates it from treat to a snack. We would suggest that there is something to learn from both biscuits and if haven't tried one or the other then seek it out.

"If you've tried neither then you're probably American and there we shall leave it."

#Australiana #Anglophilia #biscuits

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/biscuits/previous.php3?item=47

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If you can stand beyond the pale advertising on this once-useful news website, you'll enjoy this delicious "ripping the #LNP a new arsehole" piece by the inestimable Amy Remeikis.

"The knee-jerk reaction is yet another example of the lack of political maturity that exists not just in the Coalition, but with its leadership...

"Yet, once again, here we are with a knee-jerk reaction that makes no sense in reality, or on the politics, being treated as a serious policy position.

"The louder signal is that the Coalition will continue its march off the political cliff. "

#AusPol
https://www.thenewdaily.com.au/opinion/2025/08/13/liberal-sussan-ley

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From the Archive Dept.
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In the email trail (reached mid 2004) peeps keep sending "This is interesting... url," and of course the URL is long gone. This one, however, still alive. Remember "Rinkworks"? (be careful what you click btw)

Sample entry at http://www.rinkworks.com/stupid/

While working in a small computer store one day I had a customer walk quickly into the store and right up to the counter.

Customer: "I want to buy a mainframe."
Me: (playing along with the "joke") "I think I have a couple of them out back."
Customer: "Good. I need a mainframe because I want to learn how to program in COBOL. I'd prefer a Pentium mainframe, if you have one of those."

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#Trump #Smithsonian

WTAF. Is the Wall Street Journal now the only major US newsprint to tell it like it is??

NYT: “White House Announces Comprehensive Review of Smithsonian Exhibitions”

WaPo: “White House announces more aggressive review of Smithsonian museums”

WSJ: “White House to Vet Smithsonian Museums to Fit Trump’s Historical Vision.”

#USPol

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Moreland is hilarious in caricature.

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#Trump #Epstein

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With age I'm getting really hard to please. Great potential but - it just had to devolve into an animal hunt. Should appeal to ten-year old viewers.

A dollar for every time the alien appears behind its heavily-armed victim, who turns around and instead of reflexively firing their weapon at the alien, instead stares lovingly into its eyes until... crunch.

Sigh.

#TV #SciFi #AlienEarth

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Sometimes I think that ~ "The planet is run by psychopaths and criminals who allow us normies to breed in our imaginary world, as a flock to be harvested, and to create and build the toys for their lifestyles. "

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Complaints - take a number.