@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
I invented a futomaki with nori, rice, habaΓ±ero and alligator, that I named Death Roll
@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Did you marinate the gator?
I invented a futomaki with nori, rice, habaΓ±ero and alligator, that I named Death Roll
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Did you marinate the gator?
@justajason@mastodon.world i didnβt bother wrestling the resisting crocodilian on the hibachi myself
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party You should try swamp cabbage next since they're outlawing all of our conservation efforts.
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Aaaah. Well, if you decide to try again, I'll find the marinade from my ancestors. I think it contains buttermilk.
@justajason@mastodon.world kentucky fried crocodilians ?
@justajason@mastodon.world kentucky fried crocodilians ?
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Well, maybe not Kentucky. More like Florida.
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Well, maybe not Kentucky. More like Florida.
@justajason@mastodon.world wanna hear something sad?
@justajason@mastodon.world gator cubanos?
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party More like floured, fried, and served in a hot sticky sauce.
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Silence is sad. But so am I.
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Sure
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party KFC kinda ruins the vibe when there arent many gators living in Appalachia.