Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
I invented a futomaki with nori, rice, habañero and alligator, that I named Death Roll
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Did you marinate the gator?
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
@justajason@mastodon.world i didn’t bother wrestling the resisting crocodilian on the hibachi myself
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party You should try swamp cabbage next since they're outlawing all of our conservation efforts.
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Aaaah. Well, if you decide to try again, I'll find the marinade from my ancestors. I think it contains buttermilk.
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
@justajason@mastodon.world kentucky fried crocodilians ?
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
@justajason@mastodon.world kentucky fried crocodilians ?
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Well, maybe not Kentucky. More like Florida.
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Well, maybe not Kentucky. More like Florida.
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
@justajason@mastodon.world wanna hear something sad?
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@Kierkegaanks@beige.party
@justajason@mastodon.world gator cubanos?
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party More like floured, fried, and served in a hot sticky sauce.
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Silence is sad. But so am I.
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party Sure
Justajason, imperatively@justajason@mastodon.world
@Kierkegaanks@beige.party KFC kinda ruins the vibe when there arent many gators living in Appalachia.