Brutkey

dillyd
@dillyd@turtleisland.social
Food: making the best of a bad situation

From the people who brought you When Life Gives You Lemons ™™️, we bring you: When Life Gives You Pizza Crust ™™️
I had a terrible pizzeria experience yesterday, for many reasons, one of which was the paucity of toppings.
So I enjoyed the good part, and turned the rest of the crust into more pizza today.
#WhenLifeGivesYouPizzaCrustMakePizza

Half a pizza in a pizza box. The lack of toppings is striking. There's one slice that's about 1/3 toppings and 2/3 crust. After I ate the parts with toppings, I saved the plentiful crusts, and turned them into more pizza. This time totally loaded with grated cheese, crumbled feta, onions, peppers, and tomatoes. You can't even see the base anymore because it's mostly toppings.
lxskllr
@lxskllr@mastodon.world
Food: making the best of a bad situation

@dillyd@turtleisland.social

My eyes aren't great, and from a distance the one on the right looked like it had sliced peaches on top. I was thinking "It's too early on a Tuesday for violence..." :^D