Brutkey

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

How is this something that needs to be tested? This should be the simple default. What in the cursed-timeline fuck?

https://infosec.exchange/@BleepingComputer/115011004502887004


Andrew Golding
@huronbikes@cyberplace.social

@cR0w@infosec.exchange they weren't entirely sure that the piece of code copy-pasta'd from Windows 3.1 would still work.

RootWyrm πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦:progress:
@rootwyrm@weird.autos

@cR0w@infosec.exchange there is no timeline cursed enough to explain just how fucking TERRIBLE OneNote is at <checks notes>
... this can't be right.
<checks notes again>
TAKING FUCKING NOTES.
IT CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BE USED TO TAKE NOTES RELIABLY.

Ian Campbell 🏴🏴
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

@cR0w@infosec.exchange CLIPPY WOULD BE VERY DISAPPOINTED

THEY HAVE STRAYED FROM HIS CLIPBOARD ROOTS

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

@rootwyrm@weird.autos I just don't get it. It's too weird in a bad way that I can't even grasp it.

RootWyrm πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦:progress:
@rootwyrm@weird.autos

@cR0w@infosec.exchange let me explain how OneNote works in an example.
- you write a shopping list in OneNote on your PC! How great.
- you then go to the store, phone in hand
- you open OneNote to consult your shopping list
- IT'S EMPTY
- you attempt to resync your notebooks
- "Your notebooks are out of sync." NO SHIT.
- your notebooks are now in sync again!
- this has been achieved by replacing your shopping list with the empty blob on your phone
- THIS HAS NEVER GOTTEN ANY BETTER

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

How long has it been since we've seen Clippy?

massive bong rip

What if Clippy is actually the one pulling the strings behind the Microsoft AI bullshit?

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

@rootwyrm@weird.autos I'm sure Copilot will fix that...

RootWyrm πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦:progress:
@rootwyrm@weird.autos

@cR0w@infosec.exchange Copilot is incompatible with OneNote.
Similar to how OneNote is incompatible with Word, Paint, Paint3D, any form of coherent thought, and functions conducive to life

myron aub
@h2onolan@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org Clippy == V’ger

Ian Campbell 🏴🏴
@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

@cR0w@infosec.exchange bro Clippy would never do this to us

Clippy was always there to offer some help

RootWyrm πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦:progress:
@rootwyrm@weird.autos

@cR0w@infosec.exchange which, let me emphasize, IS BEYOND FUCKING INFURIATING. Because it has NEVER improved and so help me god, MS actually had a GOOD IDEA with OneNote!

They really, genuinely did!
A lightweight application where you could jot quick things, paste memes, scribble notes, and have those notes accessible across multiple devices! With simple organization, decent handwriting recognition, the ability to turn that recognition OFF, and to basically be an arbitrary scratchpad!

AND THEY FUCKED IT UP.

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

Fair.

hits bong even harder

But what about that little dog in the search function?

B05H
@bosh@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

cR0w
@cR0w@infosec.exchange

@neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

Fair.

hits bong even harder

But what about that little dog in the search function?

B05H
@bosh@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

B05H
@bosh@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org

B05H
@bosh@infosec.exchange

@cR0w@infosec.exchange @neurovagrant@masto.deoan.org