Mr. Funk E. Dude@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social
Me: "Honey, finish that later. Your tacos are getting cold."
Her: "I'm almost done."
Me: "If you don't finish soon I'll be forced to eat them to keep them warm for you."
Her: "What did you just say?"
Me: "You heard me."
Her: 😐
Me: 😐
Her: "DON'T TOUCH MY TACOS!!!"
Me: "COLD TACOS ARE AN INSULT TO HUMANITY! A SLAP IN THE FACE TO ALL THAT IS GOOD!!!