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"You're an atheist priest?" asked the barman of the Lute & Pillage Tavern. "How's that work?"
The dark elf glanced up. "I put my faith," said Dherlieth Crieran, "in life itself, and the vast universe."
"But surely," said the barman, "gods exist. We had one here last Wednesday! Jabrilira, Goddess of Existential Midnight Questions!"
"And is she worthy of your faith and devotion?" asked the dark elf.
"Well..." the barman said. "Not as such. She stiffed me on the tab...."
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