Brutkey

Fesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

The Co-op self service checkout refused to sell me a Bounty Bar yesterday. The assistant tried 5 times and it wouldn't take it. Complaining here because I can't complain to the wife, she'd find out I sneak a chocolate bar whenever I go the the shops.

Nathan A. Stine
@stinerman@mastodon.social

@fesshole@mastodon.social it's bewildering to me that people have to eat food behind the back of their partner.

Floreana
@floreana@poliversity.it

@stinerman@mastodon.social @fesshole@mastodon.social
Right? I have lost count of how many fesses imply the wife is some sort of diet Cerberus.