Brutkey

Sin Vega
@sinvega@mas.to

"but the giant was scary and threatened to eat him!!"

he warned an invader to get tf out of his home. That's such a universal de-escalation principle that even a lot of animals do it instead of trying to hurt anyone. Jack could have fucked off at any time, or at least limited his theft to the necessities

But no, that tory fuck steals GOLD

Sin Vega
@sinvega@mas.to

In some of the earlier versions, one of the giants even gives Jack food. And not only does the little shit steal their gold afterwards, HE GOES BACK AGAIN and asks for more food. AND ROBS THEM AGAIN.

brb telling the true story of Giant and the Murdering Little English Cunts


Sin Vega
@sinvega@mas.to

famously the giant is able to smell not humans, but an Englishman specifically

How do you think the giants evolved this ability if not for self-preservation