Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
I do not want to click on "got it", I want to click on "I don't care fuck off"
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
Big gay chronologically ill disabled chrysalid. I write about games and media because the work I used to do now means getting plagued
DMs okay but I might not notice them right away. If you're gonna flirt don't be fuckin coy about it, that wastes precious gayin' time
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In some of the earlier versions, one of the giants even gives Jack food. And not only does the little shit steal their gold afterwards, HE GOES BACK AGAIN and asks for more food. AND ROBS THEM AGAIN.
brb telling the true story of Giant and the Murdering Little English Cunts
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
famously the giant is able to smell not humans, but an Englishman specifically
How do you think the giants evolved this ability if not for self-preservation
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
"but the giant was scary and threatened to eat him!!"
he warned an invader to get tf out of his home. That's such a universal de-escalation principle that even a lot of animals do it instead of trying to hurt anyone. Jack could have fucked off at any time, or at least limited his theft to the necessities
But no, that tory fuck steals GOLD
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
In some of the earlier versions, one of the giants even gives Jack food. And not only does the little shit steal their gold afterwards, HE GOES BACK AGAIN and asks for more food. AND ROBS THEM AGAIN.
brb telling the true story of Giant and the Murdering Little English Cunts
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
I wonder if the jabberwocky's murderer was the same guy as jack and the beanstalk, the story celebrating naked colonialism
giant: absolutely no interest in bothering anyone down below
jack: breaks into his house, steals his shit, murders him
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
"but the giant was scary and threatened to eat him!!"
he warned an invader to get tf out of his home. That's such a universal de-escalation principle that even a lot of animals do it instead of trying to hurt anyone. Jack could have fucked off at any time, or at least limited his theft to the necessities
But no, that tory fuck steals GOLD
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
"oooh it has claws! and teeth! must be a terrible monster!"
bitch you have a fucking SWORD
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
I wonder if the jabberwocky's murderer was the same guy as jack and the beanstalk, the story celebrating naked colonialism
giant: absolutely no interest in bothering anyone down below
jack: breaks into his house, steals his shit, murders him
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
thinking about it, we don't have any actual evidence that the jabberwocky ever did anything wrong. Guy just tells his kid to murder a creature that was minding its own business
hell it was even burbling as it came, hardly the behaviour of someone looking for trouble
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
"oooh it has claws! and teeth! must be a terrible monster!"
bitch you have a fucking SWORD
Sin Vega@sinvega@mas.to
thinking about it, we don't have any actual evidence that the jabberwocky ever did anything wrong. Guy just tells his kid to murder a creature that was minding its own business
hell it was even burbling as it came, hardly the behaviour of someone looking for trouble