Helen@miffyhelen@beige.party
Just seen an ad for an ice lolly:
"Sick of eating things filled with dairy and other unnatural ingredients?"
...Are cows not natural?!
I bloody knew it, shifty gits.
Helen@miffyhelen@beige.party
Tom@Erased_Citizen@cupoftea.social
@miffyhelen@beige.party when you think about it, it is unnatural. Who thought “yes! We should definitely suck on this animal’s tits”?
Teapot Ben@teapot_ben@glammr.us
@Erased_Citizen@cupoftea.social @miffyhelen@beige.party I misread the description as "food ass" and assumed it was going to be about creme eggs again!
Tom@Erased_Citizen@cupoftea.social
@teapot_ben@glammr.us @miffyhelen@beige.party do not insert ice lollies into the rectum