Brutkey

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

Part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. Take me away. 🇪🇺🇪🇺

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A caramel bunny lying down with one front paw stretched out.

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Photo of the Natural History Museum in London with the skeleton of a whale over the main entrance hall.

Joined Fedi in the great wave of Nov 2022


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Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

My #introduction post. I like a bit of everything and always appreciate learning something new. On the Fediverse since Nov 2022.

Highlights include:
#tea, #books, #languages (especially #italian and #japanese), #StarWars, #JamesBond, #IndianaJones, the film scores of #JohnWilliams, magicians, all animals, playing the #violin, #piano and #ukulele, looking at the fish/frogs in my #aquarium, #chocolate, #Chinese food, #pastries, #astrophysics, pro #EU, I like #CrossStitch, #crafting, #painting, I work in aviation, and Jenkins the rabbit is the real star of the show.


Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

I've fallen in love again. This time with Audrey Hepburn.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

Filling more gaps in my classic film viewing.

Today: Roman Holiday.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

I'll power on because of the endless recommendations, but for some unknown reason I despise reading things in first person.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

gets changed out of sweaty clothes
*cracks open a cool, refreshing beverage*
glasses on
*opens a new book she's been looking forward to for a couple of weeks*
reads first line

"I would have..."

closes book
#FuckFirstPersonNarratives

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

A Bristol stool chart made with Creme Eggs.

Honestly, I love this place.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party
Scale provided

For those thinking, "what if it's a Type 7 kind of day?!" here is a copy of the Bristol Stool Chart so you can decide.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

The best thing about having a bowel disease is making others feel uncomfortable when you're so comfortable talking about poo all the time.

Wishing you all a Type 4 kind of day
🙏🙏

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

About to get dressed for the first time in 3 days. Wish me luck!

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

First time I've ever seen Bob Hope in something. He's a lot smaller and younger than the caricatures I've seen of him.

Helen
@miffyhelen@beige.party

Now Playing: The Iron Petticoat

A Bob Hope and Katherine Hepburn comedy

I'm about 2mins in and it makes me want to watch The Russians Are Coming! The Russians Are Coming!