Brutkey

Mr. Funk E. Dude
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

Have you ever wondered if we’re all just a simulation created by an advanced alien race that discovered a dead earth and fell in love with our cat pictures and now unbeknownst to us our real purpose is to produce more cat pictures for them?

Or is that just me?


Michael Kohlman
@NoRomBasic@mastodon.world

@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory mentioned, which states that this has already happened.

Mr. Funk E. Dude
@Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social

@NoRomBasic@mastodon.world They’ve discovered towels.