Brutkey

Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

I ate the soup from the can that I was using as a bookend. Now I either need to track down an actual bookend or stock up on soup again. #bookstodon #soup


LAUREN
@noondlyt@hellions.cloud

@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

Do you have a brick?

Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

@noondlyt@hellions.cloud if I did, I wouldn’t feel so vulnerable and under-armed.

LAUREN
@noondlyt@hellions.cloud

@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

that's fair

no croquet ball either I assume

Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

@noondlyt@hellions.cloud I should keep a whole croquet set in here, I think!
Alt text: freeze from Heathers Winona as Veronica casually holds a croquet mallet across her shoulders