Brutkey

Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

I probably shouldn't be saying this. This is my shitposting handle for stuff that I don't necessarily want the boss to see. He/him. Here for jokes and cats, mostly. Profile pic is a smiling clipart cartoon mushroom. Header is a schematic of a public bathroom.


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Dulce et decorum est pro cras morari
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Dumb spiral sparrow
Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

I need to do some work. If you catch me procrastinating here, yell at me. #writing


Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

Querying the database? I thought you said queering the database. My bad. I’ll delete.

Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

I ate the soup from the can that I was using as a bookend. Now I either need to track down an actual bookend or stock up on soup again. #bookstodon #soup

Toast, Anonymous Fedi Fungus
@ShiitakeToast@beige.party

I need to do some work. If you catch me procrastinating here, yell at me. #writing