Fesshole 🧻
Once I've done a poo, I stand and watch the poo's get flushed away and imagine them on an adventure on a waterslide to their new life & stand there smiling like a proud parent waving their kid into their first day of school
joachim@fesshole@mastodon.social What's going on with that apostrophe? Is this person messing up the verb, or are they trying to use 'poo' as a plural? Because the former is wrong, but the latter is VERY wrong. Even if there are multiple fragments, it's still ONE poo. You go to the toilet and 'do a poo', you don't 'do some poo'.