Brutkey

Fesshole 🧻
@fesshole@mastodon.social

About 10 years ago I found a padlock on the allotment. A few years later I found the key. A few years after that I found a length of chain. Our neighbour has just used all 3 to secure their side alley gate. The sense of vindication I felt when I told my wife was glorious.

Developing Stacy :pico8:
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@fesshole@mastodon.social

This sounds like the first half of a story that ends with your neighbor building a time machine which explodes, taking the padlock, chain and key with it, scattered in the past, never to be seen again.