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merely rhys
@rhys@mastodon.rhys.wtf

I've awoken with divine inspiration to buy a #coffee machine for my bedside table. A shot of espresso as soon as I wake up sounds perfect to me, especially if I can find one that can be scheduled to act as an alarm clock too.

I'm open to recommendations if anyone has any.

merely rhys
@rhys@mastodon.rhys.wtf

This is the best idea I've ever had.

I opted against any smart/cloud/timer features and got the cheapest pod machine I could find.

I wake up, pop in a pod, and push a button for an espresso shot a minute later. It has a small water tank I refill in my ensuite bathroom, and empty pods are emptied from a little chamber into my bathroom bin (which everyone should have btw — make note, single hetero men).

My bedside drawer is now full of random coffee pods that I grab from blindly each morning.