Brutkey

highly praised and little read
@hannah@posts.rat.pictures 🌐

One of the best things about owning a store is stupid bullshit like this

Sidewalk sign that says “welcome to my gay little store” “Ke rn ing is my p as s ion”
punIssuer
@punissuer@universeodon.com 🏠

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures they're doing it wrong... ;)

xkcd Comic 3113: a big sign on two posts, titled "DOANATE TO FIX THIS SIGN!"[sic], with a payment/donation qr code and link and a menu with prices for what to fix (that mostly contain the mentioned irregularities): $10 FIX KERNING $20 ALIGN COLUMNS [menu entry is not justified, moved to the left] $20 FIX TEXT SIZE [it's way smaller than the other options] $50 FIX TYPO [in the title] $50 FIX CENTERING [title is almost right-justified] $100 FIX ROTATION [title and menu drift of clockwise] Ponytail is standing before the sign, saying "GRRR...", holding her phone in her hand and probably either sending money or contemplating to do so. Bottom line: My new company's business model is based on extorting graphic designers.