xkcd Comic 3113: a big sign on two posts, titled "DOANATE TO FIX THIS SIGN!"[sic], with a payment/donation qr code and link
and a menu with prices for what to fix (that mostly contain the mentioned irregularities):
$10 FIX KERNING
$20 ALIGN COLUMNS [menu entry is not justified, moved to the left]
$20 FIX TEXT SIZE [it's way smaller than the other options]
$50 FIX TYPO [in the title]
$50 FIX CENTERING [title is almost right-justified]
$100 FIX ROTATION [title and menu drift of clockwise]
Ponytail is standing before the sign, saying "GRRR...", holding her phone in her hand and probably either sending money or contemplating to do so.
Bottom line: My new company's business model is based on extorting graphic designers.