@Badgardener@mountains.social
Chicken SWAT team available for hire: embassies liberated, strongholds stormed, that general kind of thing. Morally-questionable black ops involving expensive flower bulbs a speciality.
Payment accepted in most currencies, including sweetcorn, rice and good quality mash.
(Training facility not fully completed, but it turns out the answer to "Can you teach chickens to use a spiral staircase?" is no - because they can already do it - and you *don't* need to build one to find out. Hopefully this information will help others.)
#chickens #gardening #SomeRiskInvolved #JoinIn #Woodworking