Xe :verified:@cadey@pony.social
Ideally, I'd like to see libc get ported to another more sane programming language, but that take would get me pilloried by neckbeards that insist that C is possible to write safely.
At least I don't have to be pager bitch for THIS time when the entire internet broke due to C.
0xC0DEC0DE07EA@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
@cadey@pony.social it’s possible to write C safely like it’s possible for observable size objects to quantum tunnel (teleport spontaneously): the math allows for it, but the likelihood is insanely low and gets lower the larger the thing is.