@c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io
These are the vibes Iβm looking for(!):
https://www.wired.com/story/god-did-us-a-favor-by-destroying-twitter/
https://wandering.shop/@Longwing/115352240515901756
https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/115280474092247001
βIncredibly mediocreβ dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer.

Banner picture: a dumpster fire plush sitting on a bestickered laptop.
Profile picture: an aluminum laptop with stickers for Debian, git, bash, Python, and vim. Additional stickers: DevOops, Not Today VSCode cats, Linux Inside covering the manufacturer logo, a fragile sticker for moving boxes, a couple warnings about insecure technology.
These are the vibes Iβm looking for(!):
https://www.wired.com/story/god-did-us-a-favor-by-destroying-twitter/
https://wandering.shop/@Longwing/115352240515901756
https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/115280474092247001
Ideally, I'd like to see libc get ported to another more sane programming language, but that take would get me pilloried by neckbeards that insist that C is possible to write safely.
At least I don't have to be pager bitch for THIS time when the entire internet broke due to C.
@cadey@pony.social itβs possible to write C safely like itβs possible for observable size objects to quantum tunnel (teleport spontaneously): the math allows for it, but the likelihood is insanely low and gets lower the larger the thing is.
Current, unpaid-for projects I want to work on:
A tool to strip out nondeterminism from RPMs
A tool to run only CTest executables affected by a list of changed files
CMake scripting to automatically add all the necessary subpackages as dependencies of the devel subpackage
My headcanon version of git-grep
A requirements tracker website Γ la UCF, but free; or OpenSSF badge app, but customizable and can be self-hosted
Terminal classification banner
Virtual console classification banner
This comic by @ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social lives rent-free in my head.
Like, sometimes I almost tear up thinking about how beautiful that would be.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/heaven
I guess weβll start here with a statement of values.
Abortion should be not just legal, but free.
Trans rights are human rights.
Gay rights are human rights.
Black Lives Matter.
These are the vibes Iβm looking for(!):
https://www.wired.com/story/god-did-us-a-favor-by-destroying-twitter/
https://wandering.shop/@Longwing/115352240515901756
https://bitbang.social/@NanoRaptor/115280474092247001
Current, unpaid-for projects I want to work on:
A tool to strip out nondeterminism from RPMs
A tool to run only CTest executables affected by a list of changed files
CMake scripting to automatically add all the necessary subpackages as dependencies of the devel subpackage
My headcanon version of git-grep
A requirements tracker website Γ la UCF, but free; or OpenSSF badge app, but customizable and can be self-hosted
Terminal classification banner
Virtual console classification banner
This comic by @ZachWeinersmith@mastodon.social lives rent-free in my head.
Like, sometimes I almost tear up thinking about how beautiful that would be.
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/heaven
I guess weβll start here with a statement of values.
Abortion should be not just legal, but free.
Trans rights are human rights.
Gay rights are human rights.
Black Lives Matter.