Brutkey

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Folks were on the fence about whether my last post was weird, but I think we can all agree that this listing has a lot going for it. The Star Wars rooms are legitimately fun, though.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3001-Crystal-Beach-Rd-Winter-Haven-FL-33880/68610822_zpid/

The interior centre of a house which consists of a large pool and an absolute slew of the most random stuff including fake swans, tentacles, dinosaurs, fake birds on the wall, a cat skeleton on top of a fake marble archway, a dragon, a robot, and a fake palm tree. One corner of a large room with a red shiny floor with yellow diamond shapes on it. It is horror themed with a large display called "haunted estates" with a fake house full of ghouls. There are also 3 wall shelves full of horror movie masks, a scale model of Hannibal Lecter, a fake skull on the table and a palm reader sign above the door which has a black lace curtain with red sparkly valance A room with a red shiny floor with yellow diamonds, and it is also full of stuff. There is a small round table in the middle with a huge statue of a Ninja Turtle. There are jukeboxes and slot machines and Wizard of Oz themed items such as a scale model of the Wicked Witch of the West.
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Nothing moral could ever happen here. That's all I have to say.
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/cape-town-south-africa/53-ha-vacant-land-the-last-undeveloped-property-in-somerset-west-13060756

An expansive dark underground room with brown stone arches and creepy lighting. In the middle is a shallow pool with shallow stairs going down into it, with a cross shaped platform in the middle. The whole vibe is like something a cult would enjoy.
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The house itself is relatively unremarkable except for this bunk bed. Do the parents just pick up the kid and throw them into it?
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/cape-town-south-africa/camps-bay-five-bedroom-architectural-masterpiece-with-ocean-and-mountain-views-16539940

A bunk bed and there is no ladder to the top, and it's made of panels that have crisscrossed rope blocking it off, and the open panels have a circle in the middle of them.
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I was going to wait until tomorrow but I can't sit on this one. This "Trophy Home For The Discerning Few" has:
- death stairs
- a fake beach wall
- a mirrored bedroom
- a transparent toilet
- a holographic closet
- wall-high candy dispensers
- a Porsche room in laser chic
- god knows what else, my brain hurts
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/sandton-south-africa/a-trophy-home-for-the-discerning-few-15643268

4 stairs to the door of a home. The stairs are actually planks of marble that aren't lined up, they're overlapping on the edges but there would be no way to go straight up the stairs. It's very awkwardly designed. A closet with mirrored doors and ceiling with panels of LED strip lighting and the whole thing is very reflective and confusing. A room with a Porsche logo on the wall. The walls, floor and ceiling are black reflective and there is led strip lighting going down and across, so it's very hard to tell where the walls start and end.
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This mansion in South Africa has been for sale for months, and I can only guess it's because not many people are in the market for a haunted skateboard area.
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/cape-town-south-africa/7-bedroom-villa-for-sale-in-fresnaye-15760379

A concrete corner of a room with a ramp and recessed basin with a skateboard in it, and on the back wall is a drawing of a fox and ghosts. Off to the right you can see the edge of what looks like a swanky bar area.
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The mirrors and crosses above the bed is quite a vibe. Then there's the casket in the living room and the entire backyard. I should point out that this house was not listed anywhere remotely near halloween.
https://www.redfin.com/MD/Brooklyn/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075

A bedroom with a black carpet and black bed with black linens. There are 2 goth style black crosses on the back wall. There is a vaulted ceiling with 3 mirrors above the bed, reflecting the crosses. There is a tv mounted on the ceiling at the foot of the bed A living room with a black carpet and black leather chairs. In the corner is a black fake casket with a cross on it The garage in the backyard and there is a mural on the side that's blue and swirly and has a skull. The side door also has a spider web painted on it.
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Here we have the polar (pun intended) opposite of the colourful houses we've seen on here. Not only is the interior of this house blindingly white, but there is a close up of that book on the coffee table called "The Art of Living with White". https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/161224403#/?channel=RES_BUY

A living room with light grey carpet and bright white walls, ceiling, couch, curtains, throw blanket on the couch, and rug. There is a fireplace that is also white with a black accent and a gold mirror on it. A bedroom with light grey carpet and bright white walls, ceiling, closet, bed, bed linens, ceiling lamp and side table. There are 2 small pictures on a shelf above the bed, each has a leaf.
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I unironically love how weird this house is. Do you like angles? WE'VE GOT ANGLES.
https://www.redfin.com/CA/Oakland/2086-Asilomar-Dr-94611/home/619836

A stairway landing with a door that is on a slant. The wall on either side of the door is also on a slant, as is the railing for the stairs. A living room, as seen from upstairs looking down. The walls are on a slant, as are the windows A view of the living room from the bottom floor. The walls on both sides are at a slant, including a sitting area at the far end which is orange with both sides at a slant.
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"Family home in need of complete refurbishment" might be the understatement of the year, and they still want £530,000.
https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163841669#/?channel=RES_BUY

A bedroom with HUGE amounts of black mould all over the walls, big splotches of it everywhere. The ceiling has also caved in and there are pieces of insulation falling out. The room is a total mess. Another bedroom with mould on the walls and a mouldy mattress, with the ceiling caving in even worse.
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This is a listing that keeps on giving. Why are there stairs to pointless platforms? Why is there a hot tub upstairs on the landing? Why is anything?
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/11-51st-Ave-SE-Minot-ND-58701/247533759_zpid

A room clad in dreary grey faux-wood paneling with a yellow rug with a plaid design. On one wall there are stairs with a platform partway up the wall and above it are some shelves. The stairs don't seem to go anywhere. A landing right near the front door that has a hot tub, and at the far end of the area is some stairs going up to a very small platform with nothing on it. There are also murals painted on the wall, with an ocean and mountain scene.