Brutkey

Where Homes Get Weird
@weirdestate@eigenmagic.net

I was going to wait until tomorrow but I can't sit on this one. This "Trophy Home For The Discerning Few" has:
- death stairs
- a fake beach wall
- a mirrored bedroom
- a transparent toilet
- a holographic closet
- wall-high candy dispensers
- a Porsche room in laser chic
- god knows what else, my brain hurts
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/sandton-south-africa/a-trophy-home-for-the-discerning-few-15643268

4 stairs to the door of a home. The stairs are actually planks of marble that aren't lined up, they're overlapping on the edges but there would be no way to go straight up the stairs. It's very awkwardly designed. A closet with mirrored doors and ceiling with panels of LED strip lighting and the whole thing is very reflective and confusing. A room with a Porsche logo on the wall. The walls, floor and ceiling are black reflective and there is led strip lighting going down and across, so it's very hard to tell where the walls start and end.