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🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>'America has always been ruled by Trump. Since the beginning of your life, since the beginning of the Party, since the beginning of history, Trump has continued without a break, always the same Trump. Do you remember that?'
https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/trump-moves-obama-bush-portraits-to-hidden-stairwell/
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>What's the most important thing you learned as at adult that no one taught you when you were a child?
I'll go first:
Make sure to powder your balls on hot humid days.
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>TIL that Alberta is a famously rat-free province. If you want to keep that status, don't elect Poilievre.
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>Nobody:
No one:
Not a single soul:
Men: I'm going to kick-start this sourdough slurry by teabagging it.
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊><Secret alien base on the moon>
Lrrr: Okay, it's settled then. We'll build a new nuclear reactor to power our infrastructure, and we'll make America pay for it.
Morbo: How will we get Trump to do that?
Lrrr: Who do you think really has possession of the Epstein files?
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>Dean Cain joined ICE to help save America?
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Puh-leeze. Dude can't get an acting job, and he's not qualified to do anything.
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/2092133/superman-dean-cain-enlists-ice-combat-criminal-undocumented-immigrants
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>Weird Al > Weird AI
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>There are 14 or 15 Americans who have the resources to have representatives in Washington to protect their interests, and that the interests of the great mass of the other people - the 335 or 345 million - is the responsibility of the president of the United States, and I propose to grift them.
- Donald J. Trump
🇨🇦 Todd Bee <🖕🍊>The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.