@toddalio@mstdn.ca

Everyone's favorite free-range, locally-sourced, organic, friendly-neighbourhood Linux admin.

Take off, eh?

Neither related to Samantha, nor made of actual bees.

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The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.

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The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.

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Windows 11 is the operating system version of sweaty, smelly summer balls.

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The year 2255:

<Ken Jennings's head in a jar> "Regarded as lighting the fuse for USA's 2025 descent into facism, this person was beat up by two teenage girls in Washington D.C."

<Contestant 1> Who is Elon Musk?

<KJHiaJ>: Incorrect

<Contestant 2> Who is Big Balls?

<KJHiaJ> Correct!

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Really Microsoft? Requirement #3 to enrol in extended security updates for Windows 10 reads:
- "The Microsoft account used to sign in to the device must be an administrator account"

REALLY? A fucking ADMIN account? How stupid is this? You should never be signed in as the admin user. GD MS and your bullshit security practices.