Brutkey

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@toddalio@mstdn.ca

The worst thing about getting older is that you have to take a fibre supplement if you want to shitpost regularly.

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Windows 11 is the operating system version of sweaty, smelly summer balls.

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The year 2255:

<Ken Jennings's head in a jar> "Regarded as lighting the fuse for USA's 2025 descent into facism, this person was beat up by two teenage girls in Washington D.C."

<Contestant 1> Who is Elon Musk?

<KJHiaJ>: Incorrect

<Contestant 2> Who is Big Balls?

<KJHiaJ> Correct!

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Really Microsoft? Requirement #3 to enrol in extended security updates for Windows 10 reads:
- "The Microsoft account used to sign in to the device must be an administrator account"

REALLY? A fucking ADMIN account? How stupid is this? You should never be signed in as the admin user. GD MS and your bullshit security practices.

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It was the stoopidest of times, it was the stoopiderest of time.....

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Just got tackled by CSIS for the crime of carrying a footlong sandwich while exiting Mr. Sub. Apparently submarine sandwiches are illegal now?

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OMG, this just dropped:

A parody image of a Tweet that Donald Trump might send. The text reads:
Effective IMMEDIATELY: due to the OUTRAGEOUS assault on our staff using a SUBMARINE SANDWICH as a BLUNT INSTRUMENT, all 12-INCH subs are hereby CLASSIFIED as weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION and only 6-INCH subs are PERMITTED! Thank YOU for your attention to this matter!!!

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@toddalio@mstdn.ca

Microsoft has been overly combative toward their user base, and has really shit the bed on their Windows 10 ➡️ Windows 11 transition.

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Beavis and Buckethead.

That's it. That's the toot.

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@toddalio@mstdn.ca

My Mastodon toots are like my IRL toots; the fastest way to clear a room.