Brutkey

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

If two Russian space explorers get married, they tie the cosmoknot.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

Sunk Cost would be a good name for a boat.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

This is fun. We have fun here.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

Chronic dehydration happens most often when you forget to reseal your weed bag.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

If these AI evangelists really believe in the technology, they should live one week where they let AI make every single choice in their life. What to wear, what to eat, if they should go to work, what to do for entertainment, and how to solve any problem right down to changing a light bulb. And you absolutely have to do what it says. I dare you.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

Spoiler alert: they're dead in 3 days after being told Comet cleaner is a delicious addition to a ham sandwich.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

If these AI evangelists really believe in the technology, they should live one week where they let AI make every single choice in their life. What to wear, what to eat, if they should go to work, what to do for entertainment, and how to solve any problem right down to changing a light bulb. And you absolutely have to do what it says. I dare you.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

I'm starting to get what women go through with men who won't take a hint because I clicked on an email advertisement once and those fuckers won't leave me alone now.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

People that just walk down the hall at work saying "good morning" are fucking psychopaths.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

"Alright. Now, this is where the insulative properties of plastic become important", I said, right before being electrocuted.

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain@beige.party

Honey! I met the nicest group of people online last night! They're part of something called Beige Party, which is definitely not a cult. I know because it was the first thing they said when they introduced themselves.